Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
They are going to name an STD after you.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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