what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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