I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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