Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
