we're chasing vodka with high fives
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
