Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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