if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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