Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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