For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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