Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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