I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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