Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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