I am in a vortex of obligation.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I am naked and annoyed.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
