Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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