how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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