I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize