walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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