sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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