Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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