The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I didn't notice because vodka
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
How naked do you want me to be?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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