Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
And then he peed in my hair
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