He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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