Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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