nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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