you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
That accounts for only three of the penises
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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