I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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