grandma shit on top of the toilet
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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