I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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