That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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