google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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