I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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