I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
This toilet bowl is my home.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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