i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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