I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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