he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Randomize
