Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
