Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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