D3 body, D1 cock
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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