Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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