The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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