found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Drake has all the answers
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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