love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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