Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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