butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We are two peas in an std pod
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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