one two three fourrrrnication!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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