i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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