rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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