I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Oh god it's open bar.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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