Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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