what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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