Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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