I'll bet she douches with gravy.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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