please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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