What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I believe in your delicious
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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