He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i dont even know how to be here
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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