So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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