Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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