i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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