so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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