He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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