i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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