So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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